Jimmy

I'm working on a portion of the medical transcription training that talks about the muscles in the face. It reminds me of a story my dad tells about how witty my uncle can be.

They were working somewhere, probably a factory. One of their coworkers made some kind of wisecrack. My uncle replied with a resounding "Kiss My Ass!" He was immediately yelled at to clean up his language. Without missing a beat, he said "Apply your orbicular muscles to my rectum and apply suction!"

Yes, from my high school dropout Uncle Jimmy.

There's still no baby outside of my womb yet. I actually think he's got the hiccups right now. I tried to soothe him by rubbing his back, and he responded by punching my bladder. Either I powerful suck at this "maternal" thing, or he's out to get me.