Dear Heartburn,
You're not cute. No one thinks you're funny. Please go die.
Love,
Laurie
Seriously, even iced tea? and chocolate milk? It can't only be because of one measly soft taco from Taco Hell, can it?
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3 comments:
I could drink water and get heartburn...it's the Bean.
No, his name is the bean frank.
franklin bean christiano?
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